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Episode 43: Mansplaining Toxic Masculinity
Throw on some Talking Heads or adorn yourself in doll heads and meet the crew in Tabula Ra$a, a futuristic Las Vegas on steroids, as we team up with Zoey Ashe to both demean and defeat a 'roid raging ultra-male named Molech.
Past Reads and Podcast Episodes
Episode 42: Songs to Put Your Kraken to Sleep
Episode 41: There's Gonna Be Bursting
Episode 40: The Butterfly Effect of Eating Beans
Episode 39.5: Author Shot: Jinwoo Chong
Episode 39: His Drugs Are in the Milk
Episode 38: Eternity and the Single Vampire Mama
Episode 37: A Complex Tale of Dragons Destroying the World
Episode 36: Death by Jimmy
Episode 35: Angry Crochet and Secret Pet Mals
Episode 34.5: ETE Finna Author Shot
Episode 34: We Blame Derek
Episode 33: Naked Mole Rats on the Self-Awareness Train
Episode 32: The Prologue Is the Epilogue
Episode 31: Dinosaurs, Deep Topics, and the Metaphorical Meaning of Cheese
Episode 30: Starships and Sweet Lips
Episode 29: Dungeons and Dirty Comics
Episode 28: Behold the Metaverse! (Circa 1992)
Episode 27: You Can't Spell Aliens Without AI
Episode 26: Rolling Up to the Twice Lucky in a White Duchesse
Episode 25: The Sacrifice of the Unsung Hero Kinda Sums Up Everything
Episode 24: Good Day R2: SAPL's Pop Madness 2023
Episode 23: Do Lab-Grown Mammoths Have Souls?
Episode 22: Kaaro's Amazing Mycelium-Laced Technicolor Xenosphere
Episode 21: The Ambassador's Representative's Envoy's Delegation
Episode 20: Dehydration for the Masses
Episode 19: The Orange Rage Pheromone Bomb
Episode 18: In which the Crew gets Real about Race
Episode 17: The Mating Call of the Great Space Turtle
Episode 16: Professor Plum in the Med Bay with the Hermit Crab
Episode 15: Pondering how Kids are like Cats and the Fate of all Personal Injury Attorneys
Episode 14: The Spoon of Our Mighty Overlord: SAPL's Pop Madness
Episode 13: Rabbit's feet and Teek bones: They're All After Our Lucky Charms
Episode 12: Fake Paul in the Bathroom with a Freaking Crossbow
Episode 11: Gene Sciency Stuff and the Roomba Personality Quotient
Episode 10: Explosions with Glitter and a Gem at the End
Episode 9: One Me Burger, Poop Potato Fries, and a Coma Slurry Shake to Go
Episode 8.5: Queen vs. Toto vs. War Bagpipes
Episode 8: Lovely Rita Murdermaid
Episode 7: Unleash the Minotaur
Episode 6.5: ETE Interview with S.B. Divya
Episode 6: Do Robot Dogs Dream of Self-Loathing in the Gig Economy
Episode 5: Shrinkwrapped with a Cherry On Top
Episode 04: Fun Fact: There is such a thing as Cow Punk!
Episode 03: Lies and the Lying Liars Who Lie
Episode 02: Gender Blender vs. Culture Shock vs. Fishing Rights
Episode 01: The Haunted Splinter
Episode 00: Welcome to Escape The Earth
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